I CAN MOONWALK!
4 words: hood of his car
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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