You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
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This gyro tastes like lonliness
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
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I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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