The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
Randomize
