everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
Randomize
