when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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