You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
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