if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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