i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
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