Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
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She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
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GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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