Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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