She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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