Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
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