love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
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We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
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HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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