my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
Randomize
