Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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