4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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