every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
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Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
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Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
You're gonna be sprawled out basking in the sun working on your tan like a ridiculously hot iguana, and I'm gonna be here bundled up in about 72 layers just so I don't freeze my dick off looking like the Michelin man's gay cousin
i apologize, I may have called you an iguana
Mistakes were made
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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