Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
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I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
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I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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