Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
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