Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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