do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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