She's JV to your varsity
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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