Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
Boobs speak an international language.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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