Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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