Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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