You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
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