i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
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