idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
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Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
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My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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