I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
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getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
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According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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