Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
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so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
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Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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