Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
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I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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