Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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