Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
my being single is dangerous.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
Randomize