My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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