I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I am mentally ready for anal.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
Randomize
