I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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