I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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