I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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