I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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