Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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