check it out our google latitudes are spooning
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
My penis needs a shock collar
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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