I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
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There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
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He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
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