Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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