I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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