One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
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Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
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the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
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