She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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