Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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