Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
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Are my feet made of real feet?
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
We have so much sex to catch up on
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I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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