YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
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I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
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If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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