yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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