Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
I DEMAND FORESKIN
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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