Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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