The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
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You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
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What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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