problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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